Episode 68: George Bush is a Lame Duck!

Quack, quack!!! Plus, Paris Hilton gave you gonorrhea.

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Blooper: PUNCHED!

Mary PUNCHES Matt in the face. From Episode 56. OUCH!

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Episode 67: Jen and Mary are Men!

Today we introduce Jake and Murray, the girls' male alter-egos. Plus, Hick Jen Jackson reviews 'Vacancy'.

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Episode 66: Bikini News out on the Town!

Jen and Mary take a trip around town...montage style. Plus Jen gives you weight loss tips.

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Episode 65: Greenscreen winners!

Plus Will Ferrell's new movie and Republican criminals...

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Episode 64: Weirdest Episode Ever! (with Porn!)

Christine dies and we watch Jen's old Porn movies. Plus, Star Trek nerds everywhere!

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Episode 64: Weirdest Episode Ever! (with Porn!)

Christine dies and we watch Jen's old Porn movies. Plus, Star Trek nerds everywhere!

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Episode 64: Weirdest Episode Ever! (with Porn!)

Christine dies and we watch Jen's old Porn movies. Plus, Star Trek nerds everywhere!

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Episode 64: Weirdest Episode Ever! (with Porn!)

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Episode 62: Hardcore Pizza Action

ChristineBot200 sits in for Mary Clark as we uncover Jen's criminal past.

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Meet Jen's Parents

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Jen wants you to meet her family. Her family doesn't want you to meet her!

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Episode 61: Boh3m3 In a Bikini and Robots!

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Our EXCLUSIVE interview with YouTube Star Boh3m3 and WriterTron3000 shows us what it's like to write a Bikini News episode.

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Episode 60: Who put the sexy in Justin's Back?

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Plus, Jen reviews 'Blades of Glory'...sort of. And, who's smarter, Jen or a Monkey?

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